This is my brother and sister.
Last night I went the movies with my brother.
I love him but....
He is 18 years old and weighs about 27 stone ( about 380 pounds)
He could not fit in the cinema chair properly and preceeded to whine all the time.
He shoveled down his popcorn like no ones business. At one point I couldn't even hear the film because he was making so much noise with the popcorn and slurping is ginormous drink. I am not even joking. People in the rows around us were looking to see who was making all the noise. He literally hadn't eaten one handful of popcorn before he scooped up the next. Spilling it every where. At another point he just sat and ate the popcorn off his chest. He burped once and it was an almost throw up burp because he was eating so quick.
I was so embarrassed. I know that is bad. But he was so loud and animal like at eating it. It was bad. Actually what I was most embarassed at was I kept thinking is that what I used to be like when I ordered my popcorn and scoffed it down? Did people stare at me like that? It just made me inwardly cringe. And has actively putting me off eating food at the cinema for life.
I am a bad person I know. But I am being honest.